Cool experiences and dreams

I started bowing down To Criss Angel because he's the only person I know of who will display siddhis. One night I had a dream where I was in a school and there were three magic wands on my desk. I think they were a present. I had another dream recently where Emily Oppenlander was drinking water from a cooler and the water dripped out of her mouth into mine. I am writing out the lotus sutra because I read if you write it out you'll be reborn in Tushita. When I was writing out the part where Shariputra was predicted to enlightenment and tried to rejoice about it, I felt this red energy in my right foot. It was between painful and blissful; it was extremely intense. I've been singing and playing ukulele. I think I'm getting a little better. There was this old experience where Steve, tai chi Steve who may be completely enlightened and a Lord Buddha was teaching me a chigong form and told me to look through my third eye and I saw yellow and red and felt this surge of energy go up from the base of my spine. Ooh, another one, I was meditating on the words perfection of patience and perfection of generosity and all my obstacles seemed silly and I felt this white bliss at my ajna chakra.